And I love you, just the same…
When you go, would you even turn to say?
I don’t love you like I did yesterday…
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches
"I am not sure I am the fetching sort."
"Yeah… still not sure you get a vote"
Fuck it. He assigned us this so he could see what we were like as a writer. I’m attaching my satire from last year.
I HATE WRITING I SUCK AT WRITING I DONT WANT TO WRITE A ONE PAGE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL PAPER FUCK ENGLISH